A collection of baby photos (well, not necessarily baby pics, but they're still young) from more than 30 different footballers...
Onwards and upwards to the dorkiness...
No particular order. But um, let's start with something hilarious...
THIERRY HENRY

Wahahahahaha. x 21331105. The hair! The bell-bottom jeans! *dies from laughing*
MICHAEL OWEN

I love it when parents make their kids wear dorky sweaters. =) What a cute kid.
MICHAEL BALLACK

So, um, he looks exactly the same, except with better hair. And um, is anyone else freaked out by the floating balls in the grown-up Micha photo?
ZINEDINE ZIDANE

I...Can't believe...He once had...So. Much. Hair. xD
MIROSLAV KLOSE

He's reading a book in FRENCH! Yay! You go, multilingual Miro, you!
HERNAN CRESPO

Bwahaha, what dorky hair. And um, is the ball supposed to be that huge? It's like, almost twice the size of his head!
ROBIN VAN PERSIE

Gah, so funny!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

Sorry, I don't like him. Never have, never will. Hmph.
CESC FABREGAS

Man, baby Cesc looks like one of those kids that would steal all of your candy and force you to watch while they eat it. xD
SERGIO "KUN" AGUERO

Oh wow, how adorable is this?! And he still has the same hair! LOL.
WAYNE ROONEY

Ack! That is one freaky baby. *shivers*
JOSE MOURINHO (ok, so he's not a "footballer", but this was too amusing not to include)

HAHAHAHA.
ROQUE SANTA CRUZ

Oh Roque...Stop being so pretty.
KAKA'

Um, cutest kid ever? Yeah, just about. ♥ I love the mushroom hair, wahahaha.
LIONEL MESSI

Aw, how precious. *pets*
ALESSANDRO DEL PIERO

Um, yeah. THIS is quite possibly the most adorable kid ever. Good to see he's ditched the frilly pink headdress. xD
STEVEN GERRARD

LOL, he looks so chubby in the first photo. And uh, the jersey...how appropriate. Hehe.
ALBERTO GILARDINO

How adorable is this?! Look at that chubby little face...!! *pinches* Grown-up Gila's not looking too bad either. ^_^
FRANK LAMPARD

*collapses from laughter at the first photo* And um, what a spiffy suit he's got on there....ROFL.
DAVID BECKHAM

Oh lord, his HAIR! It looks like it has the texture of a porcupine. But aw, even that can't stop him from looking happy. (And I included a photo of him with good hair, so he's redeemed himself. Yay.)
FERNANDO TORRES

Oh Nando, El Niño forever. ♥
NUNO GOMES

Oh psht, that's so obviously Nuno...he's easy to recognize even as a baby. Amazing.
CHRISTOPH METZELDER

Ahahahaha, Metze, you dork! ♥ x 6544613112800
PETR CECH

What a good student. Hands folded and everything. =D
JOSE ANTONIO REYES

Oh good God. WTF? He should have just gone and burned this photo. I don't know whether to laugh my head off or sympathize with poor Reyes, who had obviously been mercilessly tricked into thinking that this kind of hair would not come back to haunt him.
RAUL!!!

Awww, look at him with his nice plaid shirt and little trophy. ♥
ALESSANDRO NESTA

Again with the geeky plaid shirts and sweaters!
PAOLO MALDINI

So, God was once young too...wow.
DECO

Ahehehehe...
FABIO CANNAVARO

Awwwww, what a cute kid! Dorky sweater alert! Oh, and the mega-watt Canna grin, even at that age. n_n
FERNANDO MORIENTES

Aw, Mori Mori looks exactly the same! Awesomeness.
ANDREA PIRLO

Again, this is one of those photos that you burn. But I'm impressed that he was smart enough to start hiding his ears under his hair. *thumbs up*
FILIPPO INZAGHI

Aw baby Pippo. So cute. What the hell happened?
CRISTIANO RONALDO

This is one of his, um, better baby photos. In some other ones he looks downright, um, fat. Haha.
For more dorkiness, Part Two can be found HERE. =D
Onwards and upwards to the dorkiness...
No particular order. But um, let's start with something hilarious...
THIERRY HENRY

Wahahahahaha. x 21331105. The hair! The bell-bottom jeans! *dies from laughing*
MICHAEL OWEN

I love it when parents make their kids wear dorky sweaters. =) What a cute kid.
MICHAEL BALLACK

So, um, he looks exactly the same, except with better hair. And um, is anyone else freaked out by the floating balls in the grown-up Micha photo?
ZINEDINE ZIDANE

I...Can't believe...He once had...So. Much. Hair. xD
MIROSLAV KLOSE

He's reading a book in FRENCH! Yay! You go, multilingual Miro, you!
HERNAN CRESPO

Bwahaha, what dorky hair. And um, is the ball supposed to be that huge? It's like, almost twice the size of his head!
ROBIN VAN PERSIE

Gah, so funny!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC

Sorry, I don't like him. Never have, never will. Hmph.
CESC FABREGAS

Man, baby Cesc looks like one of those kids that would steal all of your candy and force you to watch while they eat it. xD
SERGIO "KUN" AGUERO

Oh wow, how adorable is this?! And he still has the same hair! LOL.
WAYNE ROONEY

Ack! That is one freaky baby. *shivers*
JOSE MOURINHO (ok, so he's not a "footballer", but this was too amusing not to include)

HAHAHAHA.
ROQUE SANTA CRUZ

Oh Roque...
KAKA'

Um, cutest kid ever? Yeah, just about. ♥ I love the mushroom hair, wahahaha.
LIONEL MESSI

Aw, how precious. *pets*
ALESSANDRO DEL PIERO

Um, yeah. THIS is quite possibly the most adorable kid ever. Good to see he's ditched the frilly pink headdress. xD
STEVEN GERRARD

LOL, he looks so chubby in the first photo. And uh, the jersey...how appropriate. Hehe.
ALBERTO GILARDINO

How adorable is this?! Look at that chubby little face...!! *pinches* Grown-up Gila's not looking too bad either. ^_^
FRANK LAMPARD

*collapses from laughter at the first photo* And um, what a spiffy suit he's got on there....ROFL.
DAVID BECKHAM

Oh lord, his HAIR! It looks like it has the texture of a porcupine. But aw, even that can't stop him from looking happy. (And I included a photo of him with good hair, so he's redeemed himself. Yay.)
FERNANDO TORRES

Oh Nando, El Niño forever. ♥
NUNO GOMES

Oh psht, that's so obviously Nuno...he's easy to recognize even as a baby. Amazing.
CHRISTOPH METZELDER

Ahahahaha, Metze, you dork! ♥ x 6544613112800
PETR CECH

What a good student. Hands folded and everything. =D

Oh good God. WTF? He should have just gone and burned this photo. I don't know whether to laugh my head off or sympathize with poor Reyes, who had obviously been mercilessly tricked into thinking that this kind of hair would not come back to haunt him.
RAUL!!!

Awww, look at him with his nice plaid shirt and little trophy. ♥
ALESSANDRO NESTA

Again with the geeky plaid shirts and sweaters!
PAOLO MALDINI

So, God was once young too...wow.
DECO

Ahehehehe...
FABIO CANNAVARO

Awwwww, what a cute kid! Dorky sweater alert! Oh, and the mega-watt Canna grin, even at that age. n_n
FERNANDO MORIENTES

Aw, Mori Mori looks exactly the same! Awesomeness.
ANDREA PIRLO

Again, this is one of those photos that you burn. But I'm impressed that he was smart enough to start hiding his ears under his hair. *thumbs up*
FILIPPO INZAGHI

Aw baby Pippo. So cute. What the hell happened?
CRISTIANO RONALDO

This is one of his, um, better baby photos. In some other ones he looks downright, um, fat. Haha.
For more dorkiness, Part Two can be found HERE. =D
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